By JulietMarie - 10/10/2014 19:12 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
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Nexoux 18

That's an accomplishment I'd say considering it's coming from a doctor who does this all the time.

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zaynakins 11

You have a wonderful sense of humour, and Juliet is a beautiful name

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Helvanica 22

Could someone please explain to me what a cervix is.

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feven 32

Wow I thought all seventeen year old guys were experts at this subject.

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Lily_Rain77 25

The bottom of the uterus. It holds the baby in then it opens up wide to let the baby out.

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shepp626 11

The answer you seek can be found at a mystical place called "google"

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Helvanica 22

Oh I'm sorry #25. I'm still a virgin. Also, since ya checked out my profile, you might have noticed that I'm from Norway and we might have a different word for it here.

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mikbrooke 25

#33 did you not do sex ed throughout school? i know thats where i learnt about it, as well as other places. and given that a cervix is part of the female anatomy worldwide, i dont think they'd change the name of it. a quick google search of 'norway cervix' & results of cervix & cervical cancer popping up, im not sure how you didnt know..

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stonedfly3 15

@55 Just because they have cervixes (cervici?) in Norway doesn't mean they use the same word. They speak Norwegian not Norway for one. And two, your comment suggests you found research being conducted on the cervix IN Norway, not the correct wording

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vikky538 28

that's special compliment only few people in the world are allowed to give.. one of them is your gynecologist

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angiespook 18

You found your new pick up line! "My gyno says I have a beautiful cervix ... ;)" hahah.

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Steve95401 49

That's sad that you have gone so long since getting your last compliment.

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blackonblight 32

Huh. I'm trying to process this. Like, perfectly formed or?

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