Transportation and Cars: Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats,...

By Maggie - 10/12/2011 16:45 - Canada

Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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By unhappy - 07/06/2015 18:23 - United States - San Anselmo

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML

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By fedupson - 09/04/2015 14:03 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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It's not like riding a bike

By Anonymous - 06/05/2023 03:00

Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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zombicidal 11

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:37

not terrible advice

TheAznEagle 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:36

Well, did you listen?

Comments

katiezombie 7

Monday 12 December 2011 0:18

Haha mine too.

juwon410 1

Monday 12 December 2011 2:51

Just play some Grand Theft Auto and you should do great in driving. Eh it worked for me and my sister

blazingdaily 3

Monday 12 December 2011 2:55

Well to me it makes sense... If it's your first time driving you could be a bit slow so he told you what to do. There's no point just sitting there when you could crash it like a true learner!

MeLuvBewbs 7

Monday 12 December 2011 7:38

Same here! Also this morning. "pump the gas" I'm 14

savvy_recluse 0

Monday 12 December 2011 8:34

At least he didn't put your whole family in the car and tell you that you're responsible for all of them dying if you don't drive well and end up crashing.

eatpraylovee44 0

Monday 12 December 2011 8:36

Isn't that good ...

laurenlynn99 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 1:00

At least you got to drive.

SammehDx 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 6:52

Boo hoo. What more should he have done? It's pretty damn straight forward unless the car is a manual in which case some instruction would have been necessary.