Intimacy: Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé:...

By anon - 08/03/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2019 22:00

Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML

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By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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Sunday 8 March 2009 16:19

This is why you never tattoo a name on yourself. Try something symbolic, that way if this happens, it's just a tattoo and doesn't have to mean anything anymore

cheesey1 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:21

That's the reason why the only names you tattoo on yourself are your kids and dead family members

Comments

zumiez 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 8:36

oh man that suck :(

maiden_girl 5

Thursday 12 March 2009 10:05

LOl @ #7.

emerald_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:37

This is why you never tattoo someone's name except family.

JeanNe91 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:23

hahahahahahahahaha. FAIL. that's what you get, dumbass.

s0mebitch 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 11:39

shit son you deserved it though

liljon3 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 6:20

-ahh damn, i knew that was coming as soon as i finnished the first line -agree with #4 -eminem has two of his ex (im not sure whats going on with them now...)

joshmutiny 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:53

that's what you get. tattoo rule #1: never get a significant other's name on your body. married or not.

earwig12 1

Wednesday 18 March 2009 18:30

This is why you tattoo a blank heart, and fill in the name with Sharpie when other people are around.

PrettyVal 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:53

oh, honey, NEVER tattoo a person's name on your body. Unless they're your child, or someone close who died. If you really want to do something FOR someone else, like a significant other, you do something that is symbolic but NO NAMES or initials. I was going to do a T for my ex...but that could still work, since my name begins with a T.