By anon - 08/03/2009 08:47 - United States

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Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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ohdamn_fml 2

This is why you never tattoo a name on yourself. Try something symbolic, that way if this happens, it's just a tattoo and doesn't have to mean anything anymore

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cheesey1 0

That's the reason why the only names you tattoo on yourself are your kids and dead family members

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notlaughingwitu 0

I would have lmao right in your face if i was your ex boyfriend.

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mehwhateverr 0

Oh damn, that sucks. :(

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scb197 0

#5... most stupidest? really? ugh. you suck at life.

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azraelthemongo 0

TBH you totally asked for it. Maybe your dumb ass won't go tattooing more bullshit on your body before you're certain of what you want.

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adrienne_fml 0

EVERYBODY on the whole freaking planet knows u don't tattoo your significant other's name on yourself!

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meow_meow_fml 0

hasn't angelina jolie taught you nothing?

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bigrederin 0

Rule #1 about tattoos: NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER TATTOO SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME ON YOU!!!! *disclaimer - unless it's a memorial tat or one of your kid's names*

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v65w 0

never get anyones named tattoed on you! ever! bad! lol now you have a reason to get a better/awesomer/ coverup!

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