Health: Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's...

By betterthanhodor - 03/06/2015 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

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By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 00:27 - Canada

Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML

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By oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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Good one, you little shit

By WalkingTalkingCarrot - 27/06/2011 02:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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Shared towel

By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Wannabees - 03/04/2012 05:13 - Canada

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

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GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 4 June 2015 12:37

Mix lemon and baking soda into a paste, let it sit for 5 mins then scrub your face... Should come right off.

MortenM 17

Thursday 4 June 2015 12:30

More makeup it is then :)

Comments

myoukei 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 15:18

I think it's sad that those exist. What ever happened to the days of fair = beautiful? Why all the casper jokes if you don't look like you've been broiled? (I mean i have relatives that skin bleach but still...) Fyl op for now having a not consistent skin tone. Fysl because she feels the need to own those wipes in the first place.

JosephKorso 15

Thursday 4 June 2015 15:28

Well, that's just orange-ful.

SnailMail 12

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:09

...What?

Donuts202 13

Saturday 6 June 2015 3:32

I laughed at the stupidity of your comment for a good 5 minutes.

davek 36

Thursday 4 June 2015 15:28

You know when you've been Tangoed.

newburton13 26

Thursday 4 June 2015 15:37

The fudge are self-tanning wipes?

robd007 20

Thursday 4 June 2015 15:51

there's a saying: measure twice but only cut once. sounds like you should have double checked.

Mightytall 35

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:02

I hope it at least came out even :-)

iseebearbears 27

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:00

They make those?!

Hop6e 22

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:02

Dude. I'm so sorry. If anything id probably try evening it out by rubbing them everywhere else visible too. Or I bet you could run to a tanning salon and maybe they could help? Or they might have suggestions?