By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31

He won't be laughing when he sees blood all over the floor

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DocBastard 38

I've heard some good excuses for snooping around the house looking for Christmas presents, but this one is by far the best. I like how you had your pants down just to complete the ruse. Very clever, ma'am. Very clever.

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DarkCobalt55 6

Didn't think he was dreaming of a red Christmas

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victorcaulfield 3

Try locking the door.

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Malicejane 3

It looks like it's going to be a red Christmas.

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cathrope 10

And for next Christmas a bouncing baby boy.

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TheMystery13 13

If he ever mentions it again, accuse him of doing it deliberately, and call him a pervert. Threaten to take him to Steve Wilkos. He'll keep his mouth shut.

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HalluMihar 8

Plot twist: sick bastard just wanted an excuse to walk in on you doing your business. Because why the **** not, let's place presents in the bathroom and barge in the minute someone uses the bathroom. "Sorry, I wasn't expecting you to actually use the bathroom for, you know, bathroom purposes. "

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BenAfro 2

You should have gone Carrie on his ass.... Telekinesis is one of the common symptoms of Menstruation... Hahaha

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namelessmonster 6

WTF why is there presents in a bathroom who does that even!

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