Miscellaneous: Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk...

By aprilfools22 - 17/08/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

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Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML

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Runninvegan 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:53

Who wants a Fishy! You do! You want a fishy!

ckr911 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:53

Awwwkkkwaarrddd!!

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brebisegarer 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:32

Lol

essex 17

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:33

I find it pretty hard to believe you sounded a little slow after getting your tongue pierced. No one I've met with a pierced tongue has ever had that problem, including myself. In fact, it's corrected my speech impediment. Maybe you sounded a little slow to begin with.

lalala2589 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 17:48

Ever seen the movie "Rat Race"?

tehzilla 12

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:05

Just because it didn't happen to you or the people you know doesn't mean it doesn't happen.. I couldn't talk right for about 2 days after getting my tongue pierced. It's just different for everybody, like any piercing.

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:02

I couldn't talk at all for about a day after I got my lip pierced, and after that I had an odd sort of lisp for a couple weeks. I can't imagine how much worse it would be with a tongue piercing. However, a friend of mine got snake bites and never had any swelling or issues talking. My point being, as the person above me said, everyone reacts differently.

aligiorav 11

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:36

Now thats what i call service. You really should have thanked him for recognising how mentally handicapped you are...

GeorgeForPm 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:41

I know someone who's 'special' and would be very offended if someone talked to her like that....

neongurl98 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:42

If I was there somebody would've got cut! :)

sodapop83 14

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:47

haha reminds me of finding nemo

RockstarRN 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 17:01

He probably knew and used it as a perfect opportunity to make you feel how you look!

JustFreakingFant 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 17:04

Am I the only person here who finds this amusing and wouldn't consider this an FML? Then again, I'm treated as though I'm special needs each day... FISHY~!