By aprilfools22 - 17/08/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
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Runninvegan 8

Who wants a Fishy! You do! You want a fishy!

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yax 6

what does having your tongue pierced have to do with the story...? retard...

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Evening_Odds 5

#83 you're an idiot. the tongue being pierced means she couldnt talk properly. common sense.

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h0ward076 0

hasn't he seen Nemo fishes hate that >:O

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VeganVampyre 26

Fish. Just fish. Or haven't you ever read "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish"? :P

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icallitambrosia 0

It doesn't hurt that bad......

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aprilfools22 11

lol no it didn't really hurt at all, it was actually a dare because I don't usually do anything spontaneous! It was worth it to be on FML though lol

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xNephilim 18

Mine didn't hurt either. It smarted a little as they pierced it, but nothing bad. Even afterwards, I was fine until I stupidly decided it was a good idea to eat taco salad...

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unmistakablyamaz 4

Haha I find that extremely cute in a totally awkward way! :)

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joshp406 0

man, what a dick. Its ignorant assholes like him that should die. as one with autism myself, i can safely say that we dont all act like that. tell that pet store owner to die in a fire and kick him in the balls

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Egnar 19

I don't condone what the clerk did - It was stupid, it was jerkish and it was insensitive to the max. With that said irregardless of if YOU have autism you would know that even if we're speaking about autism that there are different levels, you just happen to be luckier than most. I teach karate and have seen all levels of the spectrum from children who function almost fully with a little extra help needed to students that don't speak at all and have trouble with even basic commands. You're just as insensitive for not understand that your situation is not most. However I digress, having autism you would know that the reasoning behind this FML would be botched speech that doesn't come from hesitation or just mispronunciation that might be prevalent in some people with autism but something more along the lines of down syndrome which frankly is even stupider of the clerk because people with down syndrome [even mildly] exhibit very prominent facial features that most people are aware of. Once again before you go all up in arms against me I don't condone the actions of the clerk, it's funny that he made an ass of himself but don't go around thinking that your case either A) Makes you Special, B) An Expert or C) Like everyone else that people label as "special"

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vegan_muffin 5

If you ask me, your life is pretty AWESOME. Go see what other "special" treatment you can get.

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KabouterPower 1

Seriously guys? No one has ever seen Finding Nemo? The scene where Darla is with her uncle, screaming 'I GOT A FISHY, FISHY FISHY FISHY!!' No? Ok.

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Calyx_fml 21

YDI for getting your tongue pierced. Everyone knows it means you like giving head.

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tehzilla 12

#100: Obviously. You have to suck a certain amount of bone to even be CONSIDERED for such a piercing. They make you take a test right before, too. #personalexperience

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Even if you do, so what?

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Mirorbo 26

And this is what happens when you assume, people. Also, I don't think people should lower the mentality of their communications like that, even if one IS 'special'. As one with several autistic friends, I know from experience that while they may be slightly slow (depending on who I'm talking to and the severity of their autism), they're still adults and like to be treated as such.

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