Miscellaneous: Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk...

By aprilfools22 - 17/08/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

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By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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By Fish Breath - 03/06/2016 22:26 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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By YEEYEE517 - 03/09/2019 22:00

Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML

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By parkertownparadise - 16/02/2012 07:43 - United States

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

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By author - 15/02/2014 02:28 - United States - Sicklerville

Today, I was at the fish store asking if they were hiring. My stepdad decided to humiliate me by screaming at them repeatedly that I'm a good person and that I deserve the job. FML

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By a_dani365 - 06/07/2015 21:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML

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Runninvegan 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:53

Who wants a Fishy! You do! You want a fishy!

ckr911 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:53

Awwwkkkwaarrddd!!

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Wynthos 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:56

YDI for getting a sticking a hunk of metal where it doesn't belong.

connorsidell 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:00

Haven't you seen deuce bigalow the american gigalow?!

Stoneyyay 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:54

lol i was able to talk perfectly fine after i got mone done... although three days after o dodnt WANT to talk out for reason of pain

jt525 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:21

ydi for getting your tongue pierced, stupid ****

theonlysweetpea 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:43

You should have smacked him with the bag. Asswipe.

hellokimmiee 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:52

TheComputerGuy96 16

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:54

Fishy fishy fishy is from finding nemo. Either dory or darla say that.

p8nmackenzie 3

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:57

I'm thinking you should have gone to the pet store first.....

SayHiToChucky 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:28

I smell something fishy.

hassan1122331 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:03

maybe he was implying something smelled like fish..? time to take a shower

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Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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