Health: Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave...

By anon - 11/05/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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By Cindy1897 - 27/08/2017 20:00

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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By NoPainNoGain - 17/09/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML

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By _Tatyana_ - 13/06/2013 07:05 - United States - Gettysburg

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By Maria - 28/12/2023 22:00 - United States - La Junta

Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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hrududu 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:48

at least you didn't drown

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Sunday 13 January 2013 17:00

NEWS FLASH: Anonymous poster drowns by toilet.

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erikawesome 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:33

Oh noes! Wisdom teeth removal, especially if they're compacted, sucks soo bad for some people. :( Get better soon.

smileychik95 2

Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:00

I've passed out multiple time with my head in the toliet. Some from drinking too much, others from the flu. As long as there's fresh water in the toliet I don't see this as a FML. Now if you would have gotten sick, didn't flush, and pass outr like that then yes it would be a FML. Sorry to hear your story though.

I2OI3 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:09

AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T DROWN IN THE TOILET - JUST IMAGINE HOW F'D YOUR LIFE WOULD BE THEN.

Rawrrr14 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:57

Nice view, huh?

abbles56 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 18:33

ahh dude i got my wisdom teeth out yesterday you're lucky i threw up three times. but i guess having my face in the toilet isnt much better.

that_guy01 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:00

can someone say OD. haha jk. I had mine pulled a month ago, sucked. Then i took the max # of tylenol 3's i could, and that codeine kicked my ass haha, i just passed out and drooled blood all over my pillow. Mom wasn't too happy.

FMLgirlx3 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:23

lmfao. thank you for brightening my day.

jumpgurl23 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:36

haha reminds me when my bf passed out while taking a crap....elvis style haha

Shadydeals 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:20

Wow I remember eating sausage on my counter and bleeding a lot, but never felt sick, sucks for you.

slamminalex1 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:11

yea i just got my wisdom teeth pulled today. I went home took a steriod, anti-biotic, and Tylenol 3. Went straight to bed and slept for 2 hours. Woke up in the worst pain of my life. I went to take more medicene and almost puked and got real nausous. That rly sux tho