By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
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bandofsand 10

I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.

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MyMetalRomance 3

fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.

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Mossears133 15

There's a special little spot in hell for people like this.

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LyraAlluse 25

I wonder if he is the same guy who didn't give the seat up for the girl. If so, he would make an intetesting post series.

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Negroification 7

There is no law that says people are obligated to give up their seats to others. Sure, it may have appeared rude but for all you know he could have had some problem with his own legs that isn't immediately obvious like your crutches and cast were. You shouldn't judge others if you don't know the whole story.

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cjgirl 15

You shouldn't judge others, but the guy didn't say he had problems with his back or legs, and he moved quickly enough to take the spot... Plus he flipped them off... So regardless, the guy was still a jerk, and that's not judging, that's an observation.

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DrownedMyFish 18

I don't know about where the OP lives but you are required to give up your seat for certain people where I live. Pregnant women, the elderly, crippled etc.. They have certain seats with signs above them that have this rule.

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Yolandababy2 14

No the lady offered HIM the seat. Not the man rushing and pushing him out the way the seat.

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GRubi 17

Easy fix. As others have said, crush his foot with your crutch. Then he won't need to take seats that should be given to the injured. He will have earned one himself.

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cheezball63 8

Should of hit him in the balls with your crutches

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JTTK 5

You should have stood in front of him, turned around, and farted right then and there

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thunderniron 22

You should have used the crutch on his ignorant head.

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Mookiisfabulous 15

Eh, I would of sat on him and start naming what I want for Christmas. He might end up getting annoy enough to move.

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Yolandababy2 14

No because if you sit on me.. The first thing I will do is beat the shit out of you. Broke leg or not. You would of gotten another broken limb somewhere.

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Megan98 18

What an asshole, chivalry is dead.

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uhmaizing 3

chivalry died with the feminist movement.

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spicedream 8

you should have causally stomped on his balls

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MrThumbsItUpMan 8

How could he do that if he has a broken leg

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