By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
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bandofsand 10

I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.

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MyMetalRomance 3

fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.

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Comments

Bree12345 15

Wow. People have no respect these days.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Even the woman who gave up her seat in the first place? Seems a bit silly, writing of all people as being asshats when there's conflicting evidence right there in the FML.

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Bree12345 15

I was referring to the guy who took the seat..

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VeganVampyre 26

I think 33's point is that you should have said "some people" rather than just "people", which implies that you're talking about all people everywhere.

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daminantion 14

I half expected this to be an American post.

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redbluegreen 40

I hear there's a nice barbecue you could invite him to. Who doesn't love a nice roasted ****?

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dilley86 4

Why does Glen Beck ride the subway?

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InvisibleMonster_fml 16

What an asshole, a crutch to the face should fix that jerk. Sorry OP for the ignorance of others.

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simsgirlgem 25

Don't worry OP he'll get his for being a Douche seriously if I saw someone with a broken leg and I gave my seat to them I stomp the manhood of any guy jerkish enough to take it

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Jemm_fml 29

Introduce his teeth to one of your crutches?

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kingbrizo 24

at least he didnt tell you he "needed the room for his junk."

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DanqGirlxoxo 13

YDI for not kicking him in the shin with your good foot. But still sorry to hear that OP , some people just aren't human.

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