By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
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Sionnach 10

Apologise to the wall and go back to sleep. It's clearly not safe for you to be out and about today.

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sLAUGHTERxx 0

Well, it's better than being on the top bunk and sitting up. Into a ceiling fan. That happened to me before...the top bunk thing, not the wall. I don't know how it could hurt unless when you wake up you tend to run full speed out the door (in this case you ran full speed into a wall). Not really seeing any FML in this post. I say FYL...even though your life isn't permanently F'd because of this little incident. But FYL nevertheless.

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LolWaitWut 0

OP If that's where you regularly sleep, wouldn't you do that quite often? Move your bed or something. That's not nearly as bad as most of these other posts. Today, I tripped in the mud and sprained my wrist in front of the guy I've had a crush on for a long time. He took one look at me, laughed, and walked away with his group of friends, while I was still lying there on the ground in pain. There goes my first love. FML

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Musje 0

For all the people saying OP is a moron: I've stepped out of bed into a wall sometimes, simply because my bed is against a wall and sometimes I put my pillow on the other side if I want to listen to music before I go to sleep while the battery of my iPod is empty (charger can't reach the other side of the bed)

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Nubcake67 4

I have done that a couple times. I laugh it off, thinking "Wow, Colin. That was rather brilliant of you." By the way, it doesn't help that my room is above the garage, so the walls are low and at a 45 degree angle to approx 2 ft from the floor.

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radman 0

I've done that before, it's not as bad as it seems really, you just roll over and get off the other side of the bed.

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hmshore 0

wow. amazing to see so many people in one blog think it's okay to use the word retard. seems so wrong to me to use a slur that offends people with special needs. Any change you're in 7th grade?

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thecanez 0

Retards aren't offended by the word retard because if they are then they aren't retarded. Its the people around them that get all super carebear and defensive about it.

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Cowgirl1995 0

I do that too but I get up at 5:30 in the morning after going to bed aroun midnight and I'm in 8th grade

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trevorsucks17 0

lmfao, FAIIIIIL! XD

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MadJester 0

I woke myself up once by rolling really hard into the wall. I then freaked out and yanked my sheets, sending my cat into the air.

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AyumuUrodachi 0

LOL FAIL! If you do it again its gonna go in this order:DOUBLE FAIL!, TRIPLE FAIL, FAILTACULAR!

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