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By Victoria - 21/10/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Paulalala - 11/09/2024 20:00 - United States - Helena

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By daisyann - 15/07/2009 23:55 - United States

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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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By Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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sneakers9394 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:05

why be embarrassed? it's just a tampon..

El_patron 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:03

haha dumbass

Comments

realangelofdeath 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 17:58

Tampons go in your vag, not your pocket, silly!

KittenLuvs1212 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:32

uh it's just a tampon get over it! who cares if you have one that's not embarassing (well unless ur a guy XD) ydi!!

Erindub 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:37

Are you retarted?!

kstarr77 1

Sunday 24 October 2010 10:33

Who cares?! You should've just pulled it out. You're a girl. He'll understand.

thelionking555 1

Sunday 24 October 2010 12:55

he cant legally search you without a warrent unless the weapon was visible, and illegal. take his ass to court.

Kelishas 9

Monday 25 October 2010 4:14

Tell him. Be embarassed for a few minutes then laugh about with friends/family/at parties for years to come. YDI. You Totally Deserved It.

KusanagiStyle 3

Monday 25 October 2010 14:33

I feel for you OP. I'm really shy about those things, too. I hope when it escalated he reached in and touched it to remove it, and realized that girls will be girls. It should be a learning experience for him, too.

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:11

This is not an example of "girls will be girls", it's an example of "this girl is a motherfucking idiot". And how would it be a learning experience for the cop? Are you suggesting he should have assumed it was a tampon and let her go on her merry way because she's female?