By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
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plethora 3

I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?

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dirtyhippie 0

Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!

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writerxforever 0

wow no offense but that would look really stupid wouldn't it??? still funny though. way to go. xD

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Macromartyr 3

Those masks are only good for a very short time (guessing about 20 minutes) and then need to be thrown out. Just so you all know :)

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Kamon97 23

He should've said he was a doctor called in for emergency surgery and that's why he was speeding :p

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blankslate 0

Reallly? Reaaalllyy? Wow.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

YDI for being a germophobe

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kipperin 18

#4 And you are a retard, so if something bad happens to you remember, you deserve it

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Gulsah 0

show up with the mask to court might help define u with ur case haha

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dirtyhippie 0

Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!

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plethora 3

I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?

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MalevolentMime 0

FYL. No matter how ridiculous anyone else thinks it is, you have the right to wear a surgical mask wherever you want without some ignorant doughnut-muncher slapping another ticket on your history just because he can't be bothered to watch the news once in a while.

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Nomnomshark 3

You are a moron insulting any police officer. go do there Job every day with the thought of possibly dieing. there serving you go to a country with shitty police and get crimes committed on you then you will see

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ArbiterOfFML 24

People wouldn't stereotype cops, if such a huge chuck of them were not dicks.

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PhishloverA 14

#214, a cop still isn't allowed to give someone a ticket for that. There's no law prohibiting wearing surgical masks while driving or doing anything else because you're in fear of getting sick. Obviously you're the moron. Some cops can be douchebags

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fivetimeslonger 24

Your grammar is off but the point you're trying to make is a good one. A for effort :)

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thatguynamedsky 32

**** me sideways #214 anyone can walk outside and suddenly die, officers are if anything more safe because ya know, theyre cops and we know where they are and shit and no one wants to kill them and shit and idk what im doing

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