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By Victoria - 21/10/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Paulalala - 11/09/2024 20:00 - United States - Helena

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.

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By daisyann - 15/07/2009 23:55 - United States

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 06:24 - United States

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By Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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sneakers9394 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:05

why be embarrassed? it's just a tampon..

El_patron 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:03

haha dumbass

Comments

hdl1992 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 21:19

I hope the cop felt more stupid than you did

banananread112 5

Sunday 23 September 2012 5:04

You should have pulled it out. It would have made him look like a fool. Maybe could have got out of the ticket. YDI

elizacandle 29

Friday 26 July 2013 20:47

Exactly how big are your tampons?

gmas95 2

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:48

Just pull it out. It will be better in the long run

WarriorOmen 25

Sunday 7 December 2014 6:12

You would seriously risk going to jail because of a tampon? Pretty sure he's seen one of those before!

hurley12 30

Friday 9 January 2015 8:49

It's natural who cares?

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 16 July 2015 21:08

I get embarrassed easily so this is how I would act too.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 6 September 2015 2:57

What is this your first period? It's just a tampon. YDI for speeding.

ambersayshii123 17

Thursday 19 July 2018 8:46

Its just a tampon, really? You let yourself get handcuffed over a freaking tampon? YDI Dumbass

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