By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
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aali12 7

There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.

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boredblonde 17

Have some class, come on man

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MilliIshAwesome 0

So you're not classy if you pick your nose in your own car? Ok then.

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RainbowzSkittlez 6

Well did you find any treasure? :D

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Snot drive by's the last craze.

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FtGirl17 0

Not in public, no. Do you often inspect your nose in public?

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CoffeeZ 0

Really couldn't wait to look for buried treasure until you got home? You totally deserve it lol.

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False_Stupidity 41

Sometimes it gets real bad while driving when there's a booger stuck in there and it drives you to distraction, so the best option is to try and get it out

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IAMAFUCKINGPHYSC 0

How old are you nine?

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JRockk 2

obviously not, hes driving >.>

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ikickgingers 15

The best part of this fml is "I can count to potato". Yup, it's still funny.

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2muchfun1 7

You might as well have been talking on the phone! Now this is an embarrassing story to tell your friends and family. "yeah, it was a bright green color..."

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Wheredidgrungego 12

You can't be picky about when you clean your nose. Although, distracted driving can lead to boogger problems and tissues.

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qhostred 0

You could have said that there was something in your brain and you were trying to get it out

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