Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell...

By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By MyCarHasBluetooth - 19/06/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML

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By Ticketshame - 08/05/2019 08:00

Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML

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zukinihudini 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:32

The police were just being picky

aali12 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:31

There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.

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kkciampa 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:08

totally my wife.

minder97 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:56

my mother always laughs at people like you.

doglover339 4

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:08

That awkward moment when u r picking your nose and u think no ones looking then a cop pulls you over...

kjmeeks12 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:38

Lol guess no more picking an driving

puglover91 3

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:46

ewwww?

jackthehoseless 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 6:44

You need to be 16 or older to drive. Not 2.

zachsgirl17 1

Sunday 18 September 2011 6:50

gross much?

leadsails320 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:04

i hope you found what you were looking for.

d_doll5 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:22

Nice!

Petronix 5

Sunday 18 September 2011 9:27

You couldn't just pick and flick could you? You just HAD to inspect...

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