Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell...

By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By MyCarHasBluetooth - 19/06/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML

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By Ticketshame - 08/05/2019 08:00

Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML

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zukinihudini 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:32

The police were just being picky

aali12 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:31

There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.

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babygirl_8947 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 11:53

I don't really think that sucks to bad, but it is funny as hell...I laughed pretty hard

daboar 5

Sunday 18 September 2011 13:37

well, when youre nose picking you only have one hand on the wheel vs. when youre on the phone, you still can keep both hands :)

kimaci3 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 21:33

Wow .. Yuur gross

Snookie85 19

Sunday 18 September 2011 23:02

Yum! Tasty. Was it green and runny?

Snookie85 19

Sunday 18 September 2011 23:04

Yum! Tasty. Was it green and runny?

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 19 September 2011 20:00

NPAIWD is a serious offense

Neonnight 0

Monday 19 September 2011 20:12

Yay rode snack

BlAzEtHiS 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 8:49

That's pretty ****** gross.

neongurl98 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:14

If your old enough to drive, the you are too damn old to be picking your nose, dumbass.

MassMurder 0

Monday 24 October 2011 20:19

Creepy and disgusting!!

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