By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 415
You deserved it 85 255

Same thing different taste

Top comments

mewzik 0

YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

ramdoodle45 0

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

Comments

To everyone, on the topic of Britt: Why are you people so stupidly cruel? It's like a 6th-grade dance in this place. Who cares if she was arrogant? Get over yourselves. You realize that you're probably really hurting her feelings -- and for what? She related a happy little story that shows she has (perhaps undeserved) high self-esteem? OH NOES! She's supposed to just be a meek, self-deprecating, emo whiner? Britt -- I don't think it's your story (or your looks) that makes these dumbasses froth at the mouth. It's how you respond to them. I think the adage is something like this: "Don't get into arguments with idiots. They'll just drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." How are people supposed to have any confidence or freedom of self-expression at all when a legion of morons stands ready to shred their smallest happiness?

@ #211 TL;DR She earned it. It wasn't how she responded that led to my response, I didn't even read her responses until afterwards, and even if I had, my response would have remained the same. Hey buddy, did you ever think you might be hurting our feelings by calling us 'stupidly cruel' and telling us to get over ourselves? Congrats, moron. See, the difference between you and me is that I can take what's being dished, especially if I'm doing the same. The girl need to grow up and learn that the whole world does not think she's beautiful, even if she does, and that playing the 'oh I don't care what you say card' when she really does care, won't help her situation.

No way on god's given that you didn't earn this.

atomicmrpelly 2

Maybe get a life and take the traffic laws more seriously than "Oh I'll just the cop a bit of tit and he'll let me off." and then you won't ******* deserve every cent you have to pay for that criminal offense.

brittimes2 0

actually this isn't hurting my feelings, it's entertaining. i'm not arrogant, i said one ******* thing and everyone had a conniption fit. and i didn't put a picture up for people to say "how beautiful i am" because i really could care less if you think i'm pretty or ugly as shit. i just can't believe that people are STILL talking about it.

Well, people wouldn't be calling you arrogant if you didn't make yourself look that way. No one is having a fit, and to be honest, this is as entertaining to me as it is to you, probably more, because I see you coming back still trying to shrug it off. You're still talking about it too. Sheesh, what a tard.

diddo #218....it's entertaining to bag on people who try their best to back their shit up but they fail everytime. They completely deserve to be hated on.....makes for a good pass time. brittimes2 do you realize that you're making yourself look dumber and dumber after every comment you make?....It's obvious you do care otherwise you wouldn't be coming back everyday and pretending like you don't care and that you don't give a shit if people think you're hot or not.....you obviously do, thats why you changed your pic several times to make people think otherwise and stating that you are in fact "hot shit".....You should probably stop embarrassing yourself and move on with you life or go play in traffic or something.

missypoo 0

http://www.myspace.com/156906923 might be britney, if it isn't, the girl still has a HUGE forehead, like britney's. twins!