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Why did you think that would work? I work for security at my university, and (drunk) girls try this shit all the time. It never works, even when they are hot.
@brittimes2 You really aren't attractive sweetie. I'm in Hollywood & Beverly Hills often and I see younger and older people who are more attractive than you are. You're decent, but not gorgeous imo. You're like getting a C on a test, not that great, but better than a D. So what if you got a warning instead of a ticket? That man either had bad taste, was unattractive as well, or was trying to be nice. Most policemen I've seen are unattractive so maybe he was flirting with you and trying to be nice. Great! You're still unattractive though, just not in his eyes. Oh, and I wouldn't be so proud of breaking the law, if you're stupid enough to get a warning twice in one week, then you shouldn't be on the road. (;
You DO realize officers can see what you do through the back window of your car, right? That's probably the dumbest thing you could have done, because you're just insulting their intelligence.. He was probably trying not to laugh because he felt bad for you, not gagging.
Britt, I'm pretty sure people don't "hate on you" because you put a picture of yourself up. Plenty of people do, including myself. It's because you're a rather pretentious little snob. As for the FML. It's made of fail.
I forgot to add, #198, your comment is made of win.
haha, fail! YDI!
#25, shut the **** up, you're 17 you damn child you know nothing of "hot shit".
Wow, you have absolutely no self-respect, do you? Well, the fact that you act like a ***** and degrade yourself to avoid a traffic ticket says something about your character imo. BTW, people get off on tickets ALL the time. It has nothing to do with being hot or unattractive. Cops let you off because maybe you were respectful, maybe the cop was too tired to write out a ticket, maybe he just felt like giving a kid a break, maybe he's met his quota etc, etc, etc. Even if you avoided the ticket..so what? You'd become just another ***** to that cop...someone he could go back and laugh about over coffee with other cops. Nobody should feel special/hideous because of tickets. I've been pulled over maybe 3 times in the 6 years I've been driving and the cops have always let me off without a ticket thus far. Like a mature person, I'm not here posting about how that's because I look like a supermodel. It's because you give the dude respect, and he's about 100X more likely to just give you a break. Plain and simple. Cops don't give a crap about how hot you are if it's really going to affect their wallets people, use your brains.
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YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.