Wow..you have some guts. When a cops around, I drop all sarcastic impulses.

I laughed little hard and forgot I had a needle in from donating lol.

YDI but that made me chuckle :D

Even worse if the cop has mommy issues...

Thats a habit you might want to lose.

You should always remember that police don't find it as funny as you do! YDI

.....Well, OP, no offense but the good news about people that spout inappropriate comments like that is that they usually get corrected through out life: Say that to your boss, get fired. To a cop, get a ticket. To a bad-ass, get a beating. Hopefully one day, you curb that knee jerk reaction, grow up and maybe all these "coincidentally bad things" will stop happening to you. Sorry, you kinda did deserve it.

Unless you have Tourette's this is a complete and utter YDI.

As long as he didn't notice all the cans of Alphabetti Spaghetti in the back seat, otherwise you would have been REALLY in for it.

Diana is this you?!?!??