Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming... - FML

By SpLo0gIeR - 13/02/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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SpLo0gIeR 9

Monday 13 February 2012 21:00

Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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griffins33 4

Monday 13 February 2012 18:58

I bet your ticket price went up after that!

Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Monday 13 February 2012 19:03

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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DracoSpirita 21

Monday 13 February 2012 19:10

YDI for being an immature prick...

stillfly235 2

Monday 13 February 2012 21:39

Pussy chill out

omarzrgz 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:01

Is there real reason to call him a prick?

DeadPixel4 29

Sunday 1 June 2014 6:44

Yes

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 13 February 2012 19:12

Another case of when keeping it real goes wrong. You left out the part where he yanked you from the car and beat your ass!

DocBastard 38

Monday 13 February 2012 19:14

I hope he reflexively beat you before reflexively writing you a ticket. Is being a dumbass illegal? No?? It should be.

eminemop 0

Monday 13 February 2012 22:31

If being a dumbass was illegal we would have to build quite a few more prisons.

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 14 February 2012 0:30

I wonder if we could get a law against uncommon stupidity passed? It seems the world is in need of one.

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Tuesday 14 February 2012 0:50

If being a dumb ass was illegal court would go a little something like this. "The jury has found you guilty of 2nd degree dumbassness. You have a life sentence."

GLaDOSv1_09 19

Monday 13 February 2012 19:14

You "reflexively" said that? Wow, I can't even think of words to describe how sad that is.

1JDub 6

Monday 13 February 2012 19:14

Bet you got that ass kicked proper! FYL

senor_awesome 14

Monday 13 February 2012 19:15

are you the same jackass who got fired for saying 'your mom' to your boss?

DracoSpirita 21

Monday 13 February 2012 19:16

OP probably is. :P

IsMyWenieHard 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 17:48

Haha why does everyone think so ******* negatively... This ***** funny

omarzrgz 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:03

Seriously! Is that not the point of the website?

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 13 February 2012 19:16

You are a moron!

PYLrulz 17

Monday 13 February 2012 19:21

I hope he beat you with a nightstick after that

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 13 February 2012 19:21

God damn you are a ******* moron surviving on the edge of the cliff of stupidity. Who the hell is stupid enough to say that to A ******* COP? Oh wait, you. YDI. Enjoy that ticket, and the pissed off cop...

DracoSpirita 21

Monday 13 February 2012 19:24

Well said, my friend, well said.

ICATiger 13

Monday 13 February 2012 19:23

Imagine if he was a troll and said. "Been there done that"

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