Transportation: Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats... - FML

By bdutton - 24/04/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

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bdutton 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:21

as the OP, I would like to say that it was to the original mix of Benny Benassi's Satisfaction

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FackMyLyfe 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:20

lol I can really imagine this going on from the cop's perspective. Today, while on break, I see a kid in his car uncontrollably moving his body. I figured.."SEIZURE!" I quickly rush over to the car as fast as I could and tap on the window. Apparently he was only dancing in his car..FML

sjl89 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:13

oh, man. what kind of dancing was that? lol.

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sjl89 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:13

oh, man. what kind of dancing was that? lol.

eehizle 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 16:43

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JinxSNC 0

Monday 26 July 2010 21:18

-100 He isn't the only RETARD.

acrostice 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 14:38

102 win!

DalekScythe 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:49

Daft Punk would be ashamed of you OP.

ohhboyy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:15

HARHARHARHARHAR COUGHCOUGHCOUGH

sayyestothedress 24

Sunday 10 August 2014 21:04

Well, at least he was concerned!

FackMyLyfe 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:20

lol I can really imagine this going on from the cop's perspective. Today, while on break, I see a kid in his car uncontrollably moving his body. I figured.."SEIZURE!" I quickly rush over to the car as fast as I could and tap on the window. Apparently he was only dancing in his car..FML

BvbArmy_0 18

Friday 18 July 2014 23:07

If only cops went half as fast as that when giving someone a ticket...

jimmyweee 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:21

You must be an awful dancer.

eastsidehippie 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:22

Today some guy was having a seizure in his car. I ran over only to find out he was dancing to techno beats in his car. FML

DrunkenMuch 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:22

Maybe time to learn some new moves?

crap09 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:23

At least you weren't in trouble.

Serial 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:23

umph umph umph umph

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:24

Hahahahahahahahaha. I can imagine how retarded you must have looked. After all, there's no way to really groove to music in a car without looking retarded.

ddlovatolover 23

Tuesday 12 August 2014 12:01

There is, but OP clearly doesn't know it.

Schoolcraft 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:25

Haha, you must have been listening to Deadmau5 if you were dancing THAT much.

coolster5000 22

Friday 1 March 2013 2:51

Yeah buddy!

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