Transportation: Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed...

By signinept - 18/09/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML

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By becca - 21/08/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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Park life

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 06:13 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

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By Stupid - 22/12/2014 07:45 - Australia - Bellerive

Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML

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By thisguy - 24/02/2012 01:54 - Canada

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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We meet again

By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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I'm coming!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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Pipe down, Whitney

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 10:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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Saturday 19 September 2009 9:50

My suggestion.. read the sign. It's less hassle and involves no thinking until AFTER YOU'VE READ THE SIGN!

brkn_hearted 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 9:48

stupid ass

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aq2004 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:13

I highly recommend buying a box of sleeping pills and a bottle of Jack Daniels, and shifting off this mortal coil for the benefit of the rest of us.

a_borshunist 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:40

WTF are you doing waiting for the bus? Don't you have a ******* bike?

a_borshunist 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:46

LOL what city do you live in where every bus stop has a timetable on it?

thedestroyedmean_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:56

how much more retrarded can u get????????

CanCann 16

Tuesday 23 October 2012 7:23

Here's your sign...

KingreX32 21

Tuesday 6 August 2013 21:14

YOU FOOL!!!!!!!

doglover100 28

Friday 21 February 2014 2:21

Should've read the sign.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 31 December 2014 22:50

How can you not tell the difference?

DiabolusIgnis 15

Sunday 30 October 2016 4:42

How the actual fu*k do you know the bus stops every 10 minutes, but not WHERE it stops?!

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