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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Caught short

By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 16:00

Today, I peed myself pretty bad while waiting for the elevator in my boyfriend’s luxury apartment building, and there was a camera. I ran away, but I was afraid my boyfriend would get fined if I left it, so I tried my best to clean it but I feel like such an idiot now. I really hope they don’t check the camera footage. FML

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Wanker

By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By popasquat - 04/12/2018 12:00

Today my roommate was taking forever in the shower. I had to pee like crazy. I danced around waiting and waiting. I couldn’t hold it anymore so I snuck out to the backyard to pop a squat. The relief hit me at the same time the realization that our landlord has security camera in the back yard...FML

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theamazingd 17

Sunday 19 June 2016 0:22

Probably should have gone to the bathroom, as those don't tend to have cameras.

BadDay98 18

Sunday 19 June 2016 0:21

Storage room? Do you not have a bathroom at work?

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8djht8 19

Sunday 19 June 2016 4:42

plus you could be registered as a sex offender just for peeing in public so I can only imagine.

Pepsiisbae 15

Sunday 19 June 2016 4:44

Why not the damn bathroom?!!?!!?!!?!??!

worthypegram1 13

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:06

If you seriously can't control yourself at work, you need some help. YDI 100%. Hope you get caught

platypus546 24

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:10

Love that everyone has assumed it's a dude, coz girls never ********** ?

militarybrat 21

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:13

It says male...

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 21 June 2016 20:44

There's a little male symbol next to the anonymous indicator. However, I understand that people who view FMLs on their mobile devices might not see them.

malsomethingorrather 5

Tuesday 9 May 2017 3:42

I've been hoping someone says this. I know I've stuck to the bathroom a couple times after a bit of day dreaming. Key work: bathroom not store room.

azouwa 26

Thursday 1 June 2017 3:36

I noticed all the dudes in the comments say... go to the bathroom. All the females say... control yourself. I'm a female. I've done that in the bathroom at work. I'm a nurse. lol

I_Like_Boobs 14

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:18

seems like you went to work to do "YOUR Business" lol on a different note what if the security monitoring the footage pleasures himself/herself watching you

Zmanzem4 17

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:26

Hopefully nobody checks them. I know at my work, nobody checks them

freddygasman 18

Sunday 19 June 2016 6:15

that you're aware of. It's most security's and loss prevention's job to stay distanced and disconnected from the general employees as not to become bias or accidentally reveal procedures and practices that aren't to be common knowledge.

rebeccabyram 15

Sunday 19 June 2016 9:29

now on youtube

merry_rosey 2

Sunday 19 June 2016 10:01

Seriously? If you hadn't jerked off in a public area there wouldn't be cameras. Care factor 0. Karma's a bitch, I just hope it's you and not some other poor bugger who ends up near your load.