Work: Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera...

By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s who had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies' changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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Jonny005 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

IloveFML101 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

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Jonny005 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

drewbell 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:40

baha!

TheTerenity 9

Monday 19 March 2012 2:20

So someone has figured out my comment...

tbeaun 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:01

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

NoahStaz 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:33

You seem to know a lot about those. Past or present experience with them?

sutianneli 13

Thursday 1 November 2012 15:15

By the looks of it, future too

Cantexplain1234 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 7:34

Hey guys hold on a sec....(later) hey dude where were you, why are you all sweaty? (security-camera-watcher comes in.) ya'll dont wanna know

dorworters 9

Monday 25 February 2013 3:56

I like how you assume the security camera watcher is black lmao

IloveFML101 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

chuck_yams 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:14

cuz he works at a butter factory

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:45

*Raises her hand* Although, I keep it in the bathroom.

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:37

Exactly! Especially at work!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:00

Must be pretty lonely to do that in a storage room... O_O

becauseican 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:21

lmao wow. lonely indeed.

super_sooshi 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 13:13

Is your job THAT boring?

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:58

Lol at #5, 6, and 8 Why would you do it in the storage room? Why not atleast the bathroom? Its illegal to put cameras there at least!

will90 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:23

Couldn't wait til you got home...?

hobo_lowbo 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 3:17

mmmm #10 is cute, how bout you and me hit the storage cupboard

davidcassoa 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:56

#2 WHAT???

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