Work: Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't...

By ReallyNow - 01/09/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML

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By julichlove - 28/12/2014 00:52 - United States - Louisville

Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML

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By in pain - 15/03/2011 22:57

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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Asshat

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Macon

Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML

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Funday is canceled

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 16:00

Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML

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But… the economy!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 30/01/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was forced to come in to work early in the morning. For me, that means I will have a pounding migraine, vomiting, and diarrhea for at least the next two weeks. FML

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Banger birthday

By WhoDoYouLove6208 - 11/10/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML

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Friday 2 September 2011 1:09

Holy super woman

maskedman 9

Friday 2 September 2011 1:14

If you had gotten rear-ended in the first place you probably wouldn't be pregnant.

Comments

ShyAnn29 14

Friday 2 September 2011 3:03

Aren't there other coworkers there? I'm sure it's not just you two who work there.

soulsfirefly 8

Friday 2 September 2011 3:11

A fever while you are pregnant is an issue... I hope you went to the doctor! With that list, I'm sure even your sick boss would understand if you took a bit of time off to get better.

TheiMightyKhaL 2

Friday 2 September 2011 3:36

I know how you feel.

momo1972 3

Friday 2 September 2011 3:53

When it rains......

AngryPlatypus 0

Friday 2 September 2011 7:11

It's wet

MissTaco 7

Friday 2 September 2011 4:07

Maybe she wasn't like 6 months maybe she was like a few weeks.. But still feel better and good luck

JamieH1993 3

Friday 2 September 2011 4:25

Woman working in an office? You better mean canteen.

Thatgreekid 5

Friday 2 September 2011 4:43

and you still went into work? yeah you really love that baby

CaptainCanuck27 2

Friday 2 September 2011 4:53

If your work is so hard how is it you have time to post on FML?

GwarKitty 5

Friday 2 September 2011 4:53

I call bellshit. I'm up the duff & if I got rear ended I'd be sitting in a ctg & ultrasound waiting room to check on le bub. Not hooking for dollar bills. Bellshit.