Miscellaneous: Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me...

By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By WTFruits - 29/05/2013 18:29 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

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By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00

Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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sockoiid 13

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:06

You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new ******* friends

lat1404 16

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:06

Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.

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sockoiid 13

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:06

You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new ******* friends

Sandman366 6

Wednesday 19 November 2014 16:10

Cough them up going "You said these were Smarties! " Gets him in trouble right back.

FBellesLife 15

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:22

This is why I choose to be a hermit.

lat1404 16

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:06

Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.

assh0l3 4

Wednesday 19 November 2014 2:58

LSD won't show up in a drug test let alone a schools test

theawkwardlife 21

Wednesday 19 November 2014 3:09

Well good thing we're not talking about LSD then :)

OhWhoCares 42

Wednesday 19 November 2014 6:08

My thought was what if the friend lied and actually gave the OP ecstasy? This is why I trust no one. Can't risk shit like this happening.

granCanyon 12

Wednesday 19 November 2014 10:10

Trust me if it was mdma he would know it and wouldn't write this FML. Also why would his "friend" give him drugs? Dealing drugs is a far worse crime than consuming them. He'd be in very deep sh!t if he gave him some mdma. I don't know if the standard urine test they have will detect mdma but there are tests able to do it.

brifrikkintastic 9

Wednesday 19 November 2014 21:34

#61 You can get home drug tests that screen for THC, Cocaine, Opiates, Amphetamines, and MDMA. My mom buys them all the time.

lindora 35

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:27

78- where can u get these home drug tests, never heard of them

cmchappy 25

Friday 21 November 2014 0:32

Where was the ops bodyguard at

CrAzYELF4 26

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:07

You need new friends dude.

caseystick18 17

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:08

You should just frankly talk to the principal, or whoever runs your school, hopefully they'll understand. If they don't, just tell them the other kid's your dealer...

Rinat_fml 26

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:33

All it takes is a drug test...

synnefrenia 8

Wednesday 19 November 2014 5:06

If he admits to having a dealer, it defeats the point, doesn't it?

lekimdraw 3

Thursday 20 November 2014 5:56

they'll deal with it like they deal with bullies.

Anthonymm2 20

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:08

Don't do skittles, know what you're getting yourself into.

drayloon 50

Wednesday 19 November 2014 3:52

Don't do Smarties either, unless you trust your dealer to not rat you out

lord_meloetta 20

Thursday 20 November 2014 5:06

My friend did m&ms once, hasn't been the same since.

cmchappy 25

Friday 21 November 2014 0:34

Caution hero above

devildog562 33

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:10

Now if only they were really Mollys. Class would be a whole lot more interesting. There is no way you'll be expelled. They would call the police department and they would use a Chem test or send it to a lab and verify it wasn't mdma. Good luck.