Miscellaneous: Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said"...

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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Drunk with power

By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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You deserved it 3 034

Not fair

By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By really - 13/11/2014 18:17 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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Shadic 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:15

If it helps at all, at least it was funny?

fits138 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:20

how could you pass up an oppurtunity like that? seriously. props.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 30 January 2011 11:23

*facepalm* Someone is overreacting. Seriously...

mylifestinks101 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:40

haha it WAS what she sed

quin13131 0

Friday 13 May 2011 19:32

high five!! that's too funny to pass up!! hahaha

urmomsmeatstick 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 19:45

that's what she said

ikickyourbutt 9

Monday 20 June 2011 19:24

That's something I would say ;)

CRiiSPY_fml 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:17

WIN!!!

neongurl98 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 9:17

Why'd U say that in school?? Dumbass

rosecheeks 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:07

my friends USED to say tht hahahaha

ThatSceneKid1313 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 8:45

I once said TWSS to my teacher when she showed the class a picture of the Aeorta (a large artery in your body) and said "Look how massive it is!"

Darten94 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:01

Epic win.

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Today, my little nieces and nephews were about to have a water balloon fight. I was told to take pictures. They hit me. And my $600 camera. FML

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Today, I had someone place two separate to-go orders, so that he could use two of his "25% off" coupons. He couldn't understand why it wasn't 50% off his total bill, no matter how many times I plainly explained it to him. FML

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Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me over some rumors he heard about me. These rumors are from high-school, seven years ago. FML

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It wasn't me

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