Money: Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing...

By haku4u - 01/04/2013 23:18 - United States - Port Charlotte

Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who is divorced from my mother, has set up a lawsuit against her and that I am required to go to court and testify against her as a witness. I've tried to keep neutral for six years, and I'll go to jail if I don't show up. FML

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By Distressed - 11/02/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 08:01

Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 18:01

Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML

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By stepdaddydoesitbetteranyway - 13/10/2020 20:05

Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML

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yoursucklives 36

Tuesday 2 April 2013 9:33

she doesn't seem too bright, or she's just a bitch. probably the latter.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 April 2013 9:36

Maybe the kid matured and its DNA finally matches yours. That could happen.

Comments

SuzeDee 9

Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:14

If you ever supported that child, you could be absolutely liable to pay support- EVEN IF THE CHILD IS NOT BIOLOGICALLY YOURS.

tenfiftynine 12

Tuesday 2 April 2013 20:27

He won the first time to obviously he it's liable.

stormstarcj 12

Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:36

Sue her for harassment!

sugarbear0727 19

Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:37

Wow, what a stupid bitch. She is serious so dumb. Bring your documentation again, and put that idiot in her place.

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 2 April 2013 17:00

Sounds like you dodged a bullet by not marrying her.

Jacksparrow72 21

Tuesday 2 April 2013 17:06

JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

KikaKovi 7

Tuesday 2 April 2013 17:13

I don't understand why more than 400 people think this is your fault. Good luck OP.

ballbearing 10

Tuesday 2 April 2013 17:30

It's true. My mother successfully sued my stepfather for child support. He was involved less than two years and the courts sides with her. He got her though, he made the checks out to me directly so the money was actually going to me - useful considering she kicked me out at 14 and I lived with my friends mom. Point of my story, if you played any role of father figure to the child, regardless of DNA -OP might have to pay.

verkaderk 9

Tuesday 2 April 2013 18:16

Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!

EffingBollocks 11

Tuesday 2 April 2013 18:22

Florida again. Why am I not suprised.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 2 April 2013 19:18

Time to get yourself a better lawyer and see if you can get the case dismissed "with prejudice," meaning she can never bring suit over the matter again.