Money: Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing...

By haku4u - 01/04/2013 23:18 - United States - Port Charlotte

Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML

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By Distressed - 11/02/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 18:01

Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML

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By stepdaddydoesitbetteranyway - 13/10/2020 20:05

Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML

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yoursucklives 36

Tuesday 2 April 2013 9:33

she doesn't seem too bright, or she's just a bitch. probably the latter.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 April 2013 9:36

Maybe the kid matured and its DNA finally matches yours. That could happen.

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Chucklikesbacon 12

Tuesday 2 April 2013 9:44

Wouldn't that DNA test prove, that you're not the father, and can't be sued for child support? Don't worry, you're right, and it's proven, so it'll work out,

Jharrist89 12

Tuesday 2 April 2013 10:09

Bitches like her... Tisk Tisk.. Always looking for a free ride!

Corrupt_waffles 13

Tuesday 2 April 2013 10:57

It seems to me that's how she ended up with the kid in the first place.

eyesmile27 7

Tuesday 2 April 2013 10:17

Maybe you need to refresh their memory? Try to talk to the court with a lawyer, or better yet, take another DNA test to prove your ex-fianceé is a liar and a mooch.

xx000o 27

Tuesday 2 April 2013 10:26

Sounds like an April Fools kind of thing.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 2 April 2013 11:01

Don't forget to send us tickets :p .

monpetitchevelle 4

Tuesday 2 April 2013 11:09

What a nasty piece of work!

error404n0tf0und 21

Tuesday 2 April 2013 11:20

I moderated this but got no badge!

llama612 27

Tuesday 2 April 2013 11:38

I thought it would be more along the lines of if you adopted the child then even if it isn't your own blood you would have to pay child support. But since OP went through this 7 years ago and won he should be pretty safe since all this was quite likely brought up then.

0h_Boy 26

Tuesday 2 April 2013 12:23

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

coldsteelstu 4

Tuesday 2 April 2013 12:59

she has to back up the last seven years she has been telling all her friends and co-workers that your not paying child support. cause god forbid something is actually her fault.