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By haku4u - 01/04/2013 23:18 - United States - Port Charlotte

Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML

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By justagirl - 21/12/2019 14:00

Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML

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By what the actual fuck?! - 02/08/2021 07:01 - United States

Today, my psychotic ex-boyfriend hit a brand new low. I was served court papers, saying that he’s suing me by demanding I give him a paternity test for my daughter. He’s also telling everyone he’s her real father. He and I were broken up for more than a year before I even got pregnant. FML

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By Dean - 23/07/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML

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By Ford - 03/01/2018 01:30

Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex mother-in-law stupidly made an offhand comment, so I got my kids DNA tested. NONE, I repeat NONE of them is mine. When I think of the thousands I’ve paid in child support I’ll never get back, and now my own mother thinks I’m an asshole for refusing to pay any further. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who is divorced from my mother, has set up a lawsuit against her and that I am required to go to court and testify against her as a witness. I've tried to keep neutral for six years, and I'll go to jail if I don't show up. FML

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By Distressed - 11/02/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 08:01

Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML

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Cough up

By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 18:01

Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML

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Deadbeat

By stepdaddydoesitbetteranyway - 13/10/2020 20:05

Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML

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Tuesday 2 April 2013 9:33

she doesn't seem too bright, or she's just a bitch. probably the latter.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 April 2013 9:36

Maybe the kid matured and its DNA finally matches yours. That could happen.

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AliciaMeow 12

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:23

They won't make you pay it if it was proven you're not the father. It'll just make her look like an idiot. XD

jwadd100 5

Tuesday 10 December 2013 5:28

isn't that double jeopardy?

Pingvinai 37

Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:04

Can she sue you again for what's been proven to be false?

wackyducky13 11

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:04

I realize that this post is a year old but I'd like to know how it turned out ?

TheSmartAss10 21

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:52

Counter sue for slander

Drakone 9

Friday 3 April 2015 4:41

You cannot charge someone of the same thing twice

daemonsparta 16

Monday 20 April 2015 11:06

only when screwing over a man will be the result

Karls_Marx 13

Thursday 30 April 2015 18:16

**** that bitch in the pussay

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 2 July 2015 22:04

That's double jeopardy.

Candygrl987 11

Wednesday 4 May 2016 5:38

Maury!!!!

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