Love: Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed...

By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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You deserved it 24 145

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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You deserved it 49 142

By wtf mom - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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You deserved it 4 021

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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You deserved it 5 301

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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Michael_92 20

Tuesday 23 April 2013 9:10

I feel more sorry for your BF than you. If you are really in love with your ex break it off.

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Tuesday 23 April 2013 9:10

Drunk words are sober thoughts, perhaps you should evaluate your current relationship standing if the feelings are genuine.

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chuckcloninger 12

Wednesday 24 April 2013 17:21

So what do you plan to do with all your free time?

charvisioku 22

Wednesday 24 April 2013 21:48

Well that was a bitch move.

Inked0803 12

Thursday 25 April 2013 4:20

I don't believe men should hit women but you deserved to be slapped at that point

RodzillaX 30

Thursday 25 April 2013 9:16

Scum of the earth.

MisssMia 9

Thursday 25 April 2013 12:21

Oh this SUCKS! I m sorry this happened to you, I ve done stupid things myself while drunk, hopefully everything works out in your favor

envyelric 6

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:06

I really hope he broke up with you. Drunk or not, so not cool.

Samba1234 13

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:54

why do you have a boyfriend, if you're still in love with your ex? poor guy

CharDee 15

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:59

Wow... That sucks for you... But I feel worse for your boyfriend... That was messed up

Lucky7Samson 10

Saturday 27 April 2013 0:03

"Today my girlfriend got really drunk and confessed her love. To her ex-boyfriend, who she called right in front of me. FML"

japtap81 16

Saturday 27 April 2013 16:47

It's ok OP! I still drunk text my ex even tho I know he wants nothing to do with me. Tho he still sends naughty pics to me.

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