Love: Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed... - FML

By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 76 566

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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You deserved it 49 569

By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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You deserved it 31 837

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 131

By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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You deserved it 24 145

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 987

You deserved it 3 774

Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 586

You deserved it 49 142

By wtf mom - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 751

You deserved it 3 536

By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 070

You deserved it 4 021

Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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You deserved it 5 301

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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You deserved it 4 572

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Top comments

Michael_92 20

Tuesday 23 April 2013 9:10

I feel more sorry for your BF than you. If you are really in love with your ex break it off.

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Tuesday 23 April 2013 9:10

Drunk words are sober thoughts, perhaps you should evaluate your current relationship standing if the feelings are genuine.

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FemskyD 26

Tuesday 23 April 2013 20:54

In front of your current ex-boyfriend i assume xD?

SynysterNero 20

Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:48

You deserved it and if you still love your ex you shouldn't be with the current guy that isn't fair to him

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 23 April 2013 23:35

Poor guy ): break up with your current bf, it's not fair to him

AlexiAwesome 10

Wednesday 24 April 2013 1:15

That awkward moment when...

SirTalkaton 22

Wednesday 24 April 2013 1:26

****** Tequila!

yepusuckarse 7

Wednesday 24 April 2013 1:26

I did something similar........ But I ended up married to my ex...... I still feel bad for what I did. So should you.

IzzyIzebel323 13

Wednesday 24 April 2013 6:07

someone shouldn't be getting drunk since drunks tell the truth. and poor boyfriend of yours and if you love your ex more then get back with him

JEHughes 13

Wednesday 24 April 2013 6:10

People like you don't deserve good guys. I hope your next boyfriend nails all your friends and then calls them for a booty call in front of you when he is drunk.

kiroarous 9

Wednesday 24 April 2013 7:38

You mean all in front of your new ex-boyfriend ?

sajupt 17

Wednesday 24 April 2013 12:36

Hey, my ex has company... :)

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Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML

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Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

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You deserved it 7 994

Today, I woke up to what seemed like dirt on my face. Not dirt. It was cremated remains. My memory charm had broken open in my sleep. FML

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Today, some jacked-up dude who spends way too much time in the gym actually flipped my car onto its roof, while his friends filmed it, because he said I’d parked in a disabled bay, and he was gonna expose me on YouTube. He must have felt a right fool when he realised it wasn’t even a disabled bay. FML

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Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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