By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36

She stole your heart, now she stole your phone...

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kittenmeownyan 18

Probably not the smartest move, maybe vocalise that you wanted her number. Fyl

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lhamil64_fml 5

I don't understand why anyone just gives someone their phone to get their number.. Its really not that hard to put it in yourself..

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SunnyMe 2

Now you can call her!!!! Ta-Da!!! =) -_- Really though, that was DUMB, son.

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buddy51 23

OP- pretty creepy subway stalking, I'd say- No wonder she stole your phone! YDI!!!!

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perdix 29

Aw, that's nice. Now, she'll be able to call you whenever she wants!

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still_guns 16

You idiot, you NEVER hand anyone your phone. You ask them if they want your number, not 'duuhhh here's my phone so you can get my number'. Muthafucking *facepalm*

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challan 19

I've had many people hand me their phone to type my number in. its very common.

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes, typically with people you can trust, not with random, but attractive, strangers. OP let his hardon do his thinking for him.

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jarockstar27 10

Why didnt you jut have her tell you her phone number? Is it reallythat hard to type in?

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Ameel_fml 19

Or even write it down on a piece of paper or his hand (providing he has a pen, of course. Wait...do people even write with pens nowadays?)

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A_nonny_moose1 28

Pen and paper is much less risky Definitely

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perdix 29

Given your location, why are you taking a subway and not riding your Limousine?

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garrett1999o3 16

The only people in France that drive a Limousine,are rich people.Besides me.My parents own a Limousine company. :3

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lovelyohhmee 8

He gave someone the keys and they drove away with it lol

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icenips4 1

I beg to differ I think rich ppl don't drive at all if they have a limo

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BobbieH 19

Do you have find my phone? Maybe she's playing hard to get and wants you to put in some effort?! Or you inadvertently gave your phone away because your blood wasn't going to your brain. Its a bad idea all around, but if you insist on doing this again, do it before the stop so the doors aren't open and they can't run off!!

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challan 19

What would you do-oo-oo for an iPhone 5?

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