Miscellaneous: Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching...

By Aggie_De - 14/12/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By jrocks - 19/05/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML

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By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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lyvingvamp 15

Saturday 14 December 2013 19:53

how exactly could you not feel that?

red225 14

Saturday 14 December 2013 19:58

Where can one find this DVD?

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traumamedic3 9

Sunday 15 December 2013 0:46

Hump day!!!!

ZY1431 24

Sunday 15 December 2013 1:47

hopefully no one noticed

GemmaAnne 10

Sunday 15 December 2013 3:26

I have shorts and there my favorite and they make it look like I have a camel toe so luckily your not the only one lol

elsuperloco68 12

Sunday 15 December 2013 3:35

Send me a copy of such said DVD.

bronzewolf2 7

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:04

dat camel toe dat camel toe

MrBig123 1

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:05

Moose knuckles baby !!!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:22

Well I hope all went well otherwise...

aaronsayshi 21

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:25

I can edit that video for you, I might have it for like a month or so and sorry if there's anything on the cd case when it's returned

imchacon22 19

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:43

How embarrassing but seriously how do you not feel your pants riding up your meat curtains?

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 15 December 2013 8:46

"Meat curtains" made me cringe.

KR12T3N 15

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:46

Was it HUMP day?

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