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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 027
You deserved it 6 186
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BelleElle_fml 5

Which is exactly why you're working.

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trollsemen 8

Go to college. Study science: Be one rich ************.

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toastyjustice 5

Cause 5 dollars can put you through college

19 1
LolMoqz 10

Step One: Go to college Step Two: Study hard. Step Three: ???? Step Four: PROFIT!!!

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tylenol123 0

No, you cant have under $5 in your bank account

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immortal628 20

Actually, my account currently has $1.01 in it. Thats less that 5, for those of you playing the home game.

10 0
raelynn00 4

Ya mine had exactly -.11 cents till I cashed my pay check and it was still opened

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jimbobpro87 0

really lol in australia u can have a bank account in minus for over 6 months befor they even care lol

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malpal8 3

uhh, yeah you can. If you can't I'd suggest switching banks. Most ofthem just need a positive balance,

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BigShOtz07 5

I suggest saving more...

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loserman67 35

Tipped for what? Serving a drink, a meal, driving a cab, giving a BJ? - details man, details

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TopherRocks 2

I work retail, it was for a furniture carryout.

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twisted54 1

Smashin. Makin my ends. Smokin big killa gettin high in the Benz....:)

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Tookie22 5

100% Profit sounds WAY better than I'm broke. don't worry bro it happens to everyone sometimes. blame the economy bills and probably the fact that you are stuck in a sh!TTY job that doesn't pay you enough. FYL

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DaRito 25

FYL? He could take any other job or have done better in high school. Blaming the economy is typical on FMLs like this.

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yamatelle 19

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now! Call JG Wentworth 877-cash-now!

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CMichael 0

JG Wentworth? Cash NOW?!

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DjeePee 24

Hmm, I voted FYL (because you might be poor thanks to bad luck) and YDI (because you might be poor because you have spend all your money). More information would be nice.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Not really. We don't want to know OP's life story...

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