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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 025
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BelleElle_fml 5

Which is exactly why you're working.

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ShelbyyCakess 0

The economy sucks! But that's another 5 bucks into your bank account. Good luck, OP.

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ultra_notorious 26

that blows man. ever consider prostitution to raise some additional capital?

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brianjman14 22

1. Study the World's Greatest Blackjack Book. 2. Go to Las Vegas. 3. WIN $80,000!

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ShelbyyCakess 0

Where will he get the money for the book? Or the trip to Las Vegas? Lol.

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brianjman14 22

His father's car is how he will get there and he probably already has the book.

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Weetart 8

Start saving, no one is going to be able to save for you except yourself. Duh!

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WoahItsPaulie 0

I think there's an open corner next to mine.... haha

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oops_im_fucked 8

Now go spend it on a $5 lottery ticket!

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That0therguy 4

But life goes on. But not for poor old Tom.

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BrianAlarcon 0

Thats a nasty sandwich!(x

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BrianAlarcon 0

How much does your boss pay you?...

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