By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 017
You deserved it 6 184

Same thing different taste

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BelleElle_fml 5

Which is exactly why you're working.

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ShelbyyCakess 0

The economy sucks! But that's another 5 bucks into your bank account. Good luck, OP.

that blows man. ever consider prostitution to raise some additional capital?

1. Study the World's Greatest Blackjack Book. 2. Go to Las Vegas. 3. WIN $80,000!

ShelbyyCakess 0

Where will he get the money for the book? Or the trip to Las Vegas? Lol.

His father's car is how he will get there and he probably already has the book.

Weetart 8

Start saving, no one is going to be able to save for you except yourself. Duh!

WoahItsPaulie 0

I think there's an open corner next to mine.... haha

oops_im_fucked 8

Now go spend it on a $5 lottery ticket!

That0therguy 4

But life goes on. But not for poor old Tom.

BrianAlarcon 0
BrianAlarcon 0

How much does your boss pay you?...