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By thatisnotcool45 - 09/12/2011 05:22 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By messed up - 16/09/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By cantstoplaughing - 06/10/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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By nen_00 - 14/09/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2019 01:00 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML

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By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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f_ckml432 8

Friday 9 December 2011 12:10

Your best friend must have an old woman fetish

Beebow_fml 5

Friday 9 December 2011 12:11

3 generations up? I'm going to guess you're both rather young which makes this even more disturbing.

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jay1010 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 21:16

so basically ur aunt??

GraceyGirl523 9

Monday 19 December 2011 11:54

That's so disgusting!!

Sweenygirl15 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:10

You must be so very proud..

HersheyBae 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:01

Lmaoo , thats extremly weird .. and gross

anjtrg_1112 23

Thursday 5 January 2012 11:42

It's been five minutes and I'm still having trouble figuring this out. I'm failing today :P

emoboy14 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:20

dude that would be aesome to say

ittybitttyme 8

Monday 6 February 2012 5:34

If there's a huge age difference, that's just EW!

mcdewme 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:50

I just shuttered...ew

upsidedownfools 5

Monday 16 July 2012 6:30

You know, this could be another one of those situations where the grandma's aunt was born after her and is actually closer to her child's age, that would make this a little more acceptable.

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Sunday 5 August 2012 8:23

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