I lol'd. Take a joke though.

I LOLed reading the post, the OP had no chance! There must be a REALLY big rock somewhere that people hide under, honestly, special effects are clearly wasted on special people..... or should that be that special people are clearly wasted and don't realise that they're special effects?

hahahaa. oohh wow. it's peoplee like thaat, thaat makee me wondeer where the hell they greww upp! lmaao

lmfao. damn that was a red neck jedi! You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . . . . . you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer. . . . you say "these are not the beers you are looking for." . . . that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans. . . . the inside of your house looks more like Dagobah than the outside. . . . you call your young apprentice, "Juner.(JR.)" . . . you have ever used telekinesis to pull your jeans up. . . . the Force isn't the only thing that runs in your family. . . . you call Hank Williams Jr. "master". . . . your landspeeder has a gun rack. . . . you meditate to old CCR records. . . . you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy. . . . you have ever said, "Anger...Fear...Aggression...Yankees...the dark side are they." . . . your X-Wing has a still in it. . . . your lightsaber has a beer can crusher in the base. . . . there is more oil in your robes than in your astromech droid. . . . your robes have the Golden Flour label on them. . . . you trim your beard and find a Mylock. . . . you have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill. all off these make you a red neck jedi :)

Be careful once he's found his light saber; he'll come after you.

If you think about it, a translucent, plastic tube connected to a flashlight is a "real" light saber, and what we saw in "Star Wars" is a special effect that never existed in reality and is merely a figment of George Lucas' imagination. But we know what the idiot customer really wanted. You should have said, "Yes, but you need to show me a valid Starfleet Command (or whatever the hell it is) license, to even see one." And, then erupted in laughter after he went back home to get it.

lmao, even the ones in the movies are fake. what were you supposed to do? but how awesome would it be if there really were real light sabers. i'd be first to buy one. ha

Everyone knows you have to carry a permit to have a light saber.

where do you work, dantooine?

yup definitley, i authorize those permits tho