Work and Relatable: Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I...

By KnightToucan - 21/06/2019 02:09

Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML

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By hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

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By buggyluv - 30/06/2016 15:50 - United States - Edwardsville

Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML

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By johnnyfuckfacer - 18/10/2012 19:40 - Canada - Concord

Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML

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By hell - 14/11/2015 21:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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By Almost Fired - 15/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML

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Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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Am I even here?

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 05:00

Today, I got written up at work for not cleaning up the breakfast area, and because multiple guests complained how sloppy and messy it looked. I'm on lockdown in a completely different country. FML

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Knackered

By exhausted - 20/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got written up for “making a big show” of being exhausted at work. I was trying to hide it. FML

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By Hungry - 27/12/2013 14:01 - United States - Appleton

Today, I got written up at work for clocking back in from lunch early. Yesterday I got a verbal warning for coming back late. I'm scared to go to lunch at all now. FML

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Christian Moore 2

Friday 21 June 2019 4:33

I mean then the people accusing you weren't technically wrong

RichardPencil 30

Friday 21 June 2019 5:09

It looks like others did your tasks.

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Christian Moore 2

Friday 21 June 2019 4:33

I mean then the people accusing you weren't technically wrong

RichardPencil 30

Friday 21 June 2019 5:09

It looks like others did your tasks.

Richard Luna 1

Friday 21 June 2019 19:56

So don’t sign

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Friday 21 June 2019 19:59

Are you sure they don't have to be repeated every week?

KnightToucan 18

Saturday 22 June 2019 6:30

Wow, made this last year and it's just now getting posted, lol. Also, I see it says I'm a guy. I am not. Anyhow, as a ride operator, we do safety checks every morning the amusement park opens. I dont remember exactly what happened when I made this post, but I will say this: theres more than one person on the crew capable of doing safety procedures. They're not designated to a single person, but to the anyone trained at the ride. It's not my fault if my coworker did safety checks before me. In fact, it's better that way if I were, say, going to get water. I've never been late to work, so being late wasn't the cause of the issue.