Work: Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting...

By Nakdnathan - 16/09/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML

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You deserved it 3 953

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By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

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You deserved it 128

By Talis - 12/01/2016 13:24 - United States - Eureka

Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML

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You deserved it 1 472

By Tired - 17/08/2016 17:51

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

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You deserved it 1 064

By Almost Fired - 15/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 140

By Anonymous - 10/05/2017 00:10 - Netherlands - Wageningen

Today, I got written up with a final warning because I ''drink alcoholic beverages'' at work. I was drinking Root Beer. FML

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You deserved it 356

Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

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You deserved it 176

By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 070

You deserved it 3 846

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 799

You deserved it 35 785

By DarkSerebii - 05/06/2014 15:16 - United States

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

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You deserved it 3 650

By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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You deserved it 5 524

pickwick716 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:45

You made a fine drink and imma let you finish, but your colleague made one of the greatest drinks of all time!

Pandasaur 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:22

At least your boss is honest.

Comments

breeze89 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:13

sounds like u work at benito's brick oven???

fawfulster 11

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:16

Society has made it's rage with Bullying... Why hasn't it reached Mobbing also?! There's an awful lot of Mobbing stories in here...

fawfulster 11

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:19

plexico WTF was that?! I think you got the wrong FML...

chanman 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:34

it's called an allusion -.-

Spazgirl26 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 5:13

Man that sucks but i no where your coming from. I work at Sheetz and i go through the same thing with the Sheetz Bro. Coffee.... and my manager did that to me too... I feel for yea.

captainmaharet 1

Thursday 17 September 2009 5:17

Report it to corporate. Chances are he's played favorites before.

aaarrr 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 5:54

welcome to working in a restaurant

midwestjerk 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 6:13

Pour bleach into his gas tank.

Zakimus 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 7:53

wow, this long without talking and by chance THIS is the one place I happen to run across my cousin lol, greatness

1ParanoidAndroid 7

Thursday 17 September 2009 8:06

This probably won't make you feel any better, but know that Karma will repay him. I agree that you should find another job if you can. For those of you that say this person deserves it because they aren't likable, did you ever consider that the boss is an ass and even if this person isn't likable that the boss SHOULD NOT say so. It's unprofessional and inappropriate and just plain mean.