Work: Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer...

By Needsanewjob - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 14:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha

Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML

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By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

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Rookie mistake

By Lokimagnus - 25/03/2020 23:05

Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 22:46 - Switzerland

Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML

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I know that sound

By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

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Unfair

By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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desireev 17

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:50

One of the first things an employer of an office environment will tell you is "Stay off of Facebook!" Sorry, OP.. But YDI. You knew it was a rule and you broke it.

nephilim241 19

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:52

Managing.. Like a boss

Comments

StromyG2 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:54

That is funny as hell!

dash005 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:56

Eina!! That kinda sucks!!

TheAbdoKiller 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:00

And that's why people at work use Facebook Mobile! :D

Mkbitch 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:03

You shouldn't be on fb while at work but he shouldn't have fired you over it. I think he wanted you gone a long time ago and finally had a good enough excuse to do it.

marcus903 17

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:09

yeah that boss had a legitimate reason to fire him. Just like a principal has a legitimate reason to suspend a student if he is caught on facebook.

alissa222 15

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:07

And then you decided to go on fml instead of redeeming yourself. Nice.

astralvagan 20

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:11

They have these things called "packet sniffers" that show someone exactly what you are looking at..... A word of advice..... Stay off of Facebook on your work computer, and download the app for your phone. YDI, dipshit!

SingWishLove 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:23

I Think That's Stupid!

fiz1kaL 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:30

Op must be a girl. Nothing against women, but men have always been superior when hiding their por... History

raphanne_fml 33

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:41

OP is a man. Your comment sure is not superior...

vantheman169 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:33

So did u really get fired? That's shitty if you did. But hey at least u can collect unemployment!

ALLDAY88 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:33

Your boss must have the best dry sense of humor ever. On the bright side you don't have to feel embarrassed about telling people you are unemployed, everyone knows now.