Love: Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later...

By Malarky - 23/06/2016 19:10 - United States

Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 14:51 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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RememberSchlitz 9

Friday 24 June 2016 15:17

You're doing it right. She's doing it wrong.

Calingaladha 21

Friday 24 June 2016 15:17

That seems contradictory...

Comments

Raze_Roze 7

Friday 24 June 2016 17:40

I think that might be your cue.

LizzyNitty 6

Friday 24 June 2016 17:52

Maybe your ugly

rebecca_yeawon 6

Friday 24 June 2016 20:23

That might be her way of saying she wants to do it again, she just may be a bit shy.

Cavalrysword 8

Friday 24 June 2016 20:33

Crazy Girl. Run away. RUN AWAY!!Ď

aelarol 5

Friday 24 June 2016 21:25

Don't ask she'll be back around. Give some one else some attention.

lusanna 19

Friday 24 June 2016 21:51

I can't tell if she's playing hard to catch it being honest...

obeykaitlyn 25

Saturday 25 June 2016 4:04

What kind of logic is that?

ImGoth 15

Saturday 25 June 2016 4:26

Maybe she felt like things were a but fast

eezaak 2

Saturday 25 June 2016 5:08

Doesn't sound like you did anything wrong there....probably nerves on her part. Keep talking with her. If that doesn't pan out move on. Sounds like your approach works fine...just need to find the right girl :P