By slickrick22 - 27/02/2012 02:43 - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 583
You deserved it 3 936

Same thing different taste

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Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.

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yealcocer 0

THANKS!! now I'm craving some....

Still waiting for an "would you like some extra cream in that coffee" joke... Anyone?

Mann, i remember when....... Oh nevermind!

I can't get mind off **** and pussy. Lucky u!

I now how you feel I work at waffle house and dream of waffles. I even had a sex dream about them.

You work at a Starbucks too, don't ya?! I haven't had an espresso machine in a dream but I have had nightmares centered around idiotic customers...and somehow there is always a timer going off too through the entire thing. I kinda hate my job. Just a little. Maybe. Yeah.

I dream about hearing timers and drive thru dings all the time, but I don't hate my job at Starbucks... I actually quite love my job...

Look, it's hard at first to imagine having a meaningful relationship with a home appliance, but I'll tell ya', Ive been having a fling with my microwave for a little over a month now, and it's literaly been hot!!! That damn microwave knows how to turn me on... ;-)