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My wife accuses me of having an affair with the espresso machine. And I am secretly in love with the machine at work - the wife knows about that. I confessed under tickle torture. I think it is perfectly normal to dream about the work cappuccino machine. And be glad you have one! My employer gave us zippity-doo-doo, I had to bring in my own drip machine/3 bar pump espresso machine using my own money.
YDI for submitting this FML there is hardly anything FML about this OP
Time to switch to tea. It's much more relaxing to dream about. :)
hows this calls at work have been so bad I woke up to my cell one morning I answered " this the tech room what's your problem" it was my gf
Must be some good cappuccino's.
really hot like u
thers no shame in liking coffee
I dream about hearing the Starbucks drive thru ding at night.... Oh Starbucks!!
How is this an FML? Dreams are just dreams because of something in your subconscious. It's a coffee machine, not an axe murderer. How did this even get approved?
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Damn those cappuchino machines!
Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.