By slickrick22 - 27/02/2012 02:43 - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 583
You deserved it 3 936

Same thing different taste

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Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.

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juicifer 0

You ever have the one where you're Xmas shopping in London with William Shatner and looking at Roman columns?

My wife accuses me of having an affair with the espresso machine. And I am secretly in love with the machine at work - the wife knows about that. I confessed under tickle torture. I think it is perfectly normal to dream about the work cappuccino machine. And be glad you have one! My employer gave us zippity-doo-doo, I had to bring in my own drip machine/3 bar pump espresso machine using my own money.

YDI for submitting this FML there is hardly anything FML about this OP

Time to switch to tea. It's much more relaxing to dream about. :)

hows this calls at work have been so bad I woke up to my cell one morning I answered " this the tech room what's your problem" it was my gf

RAWRstover 4

You should try working at Starbucks. I have nightmares.

I dream about hearing the Starbucks drive thru ding at night.... Oh Starbucks!!

How is this an FML? Dreams are just dreams because of something in your subconscious. It's a coffee machine, not an axe murderer. How did this even get approved?

melrose90210 10

I honestly don't blame you. Those things are heaven.