By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 22:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
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nerderer 13

I guess you were kicking two moon balls, not just one.

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Joshwarrior 39

Loved your wording one of the few that actually made me laugh (: if I was him I'd make a pillow wall from now on.

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kerstileann 26

or just buy a big body pillow instead of using a bunch of pillows. body pillows are so comfortable :)

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Joshwarrior 39

But if it's a body pillow she'll probably big it, loop her leg over it and still kick him haha but yes body pillows are nice.

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kerstileann 26

hahaha she'd have some determination for that. "accident" sure sure

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Joshwarrior 39

Hug it * fail on my part lol and hmm you never know maybe her subconscious had built up frustration (:

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ckerane 16

I think you alot of kissing and making up to do :)

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Emzinatorbot 26

Don't make me laugh so hard. I have pneumonia and laughing hurts!

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Stryker_13 19

Guess you made the goal lml xD but what was the ball? :x

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worldclassrager 39

And the final kick breaks sudden death OP wins!

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vikky538 28

what would be FML version from your boy friend ..?

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tingtingmeg 12

reading that made my day. laughed so hard I feel out of my chair.

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Inkay 13

I have never laughed so hard at an FML. Thank you, OP.

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