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At first I was like "kicked the cat? You deserve it" then I was like "oh" haha
What if she doesn't even have a cat? And plus if she would treat a cat that way I doubt she'd have a cat if she hated them so much. I don't see how it's a YDI
You don't go and kick a cat. It shouldn't matter if you like it or not, don't kick a cat.
You deserve to be kicked in the face.
I agree, I think you can't control what happens in dreams but I do hope OP would never kick the cat IRL
50 - sorry i get what your trying to say but its not fair to judge someone based off of what they do in a dream, thats actually stupid. ive done so many random things in dreams i wouldnt actually do in real life...
#50 you're assuming OP drop kicks their cat on a regular basis? seriously? because when my cat doesn't want to listen I give him a light boot to the butt, which can also be classified as kicking my cat..........
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Show it anyway...I thought your joke was funny
Welcome to the hate-ridden website that is FML. Seriously, say something in the slightest that anyone decides they don't like (even if it's a funny post that got top comment on a similar FML) and you'll get down-voted into the abyss.
-16 for this comment? do you people have a concussion ?
I've noticed that the puns with the capitalized word that makes the pun a pun, tends to get down voted.
Purrfect comment gets downvoted. Have an upvote.
**** your husbands life. but it isn't really your fault, you were asleep after all! i hope you didn't hit him too hard and that he recoverd fast! :)
Of course it wasn't her fault! It was her husband's fault 100%.
Oh shut up! OP was asleep so it's really not her fault.
This is why I hate fml. #3 gives her honest, reasonable opinion and gets down voted because if a person on this site has a slightly different opinion or misspells a word even, they get down voted by the self-righteous, egotistical, pricks of fml.
Question, not to be rude or anything but, if you hate FML why do you still have it?
F Your husbands life That is definitely not the ideal way to wake up
How damn hard did you kick the cat in the dream?! Did you treat it like a football or something?
They're made of steel then I guess. Cause I've been kicked in the nuts lightly without pain.
You must not be hung like a horse then.
Hung like a half eaten tic-tac?
Actually it's impossible to have balls of steal. Your balls are supported only by a thin layer of skin, so there's no way you could have to steel balls in your scrotom
I replaced them! ... That sounds painful now that I think about it...
If you had balls of steel it'd be pretty hard to sneak around the house *click* *clack* *click* *clack*
If a thin layer of skin was carrying that around it would hurt like hell, don't even tell me I'm wrong
love hurts
What a pussy.
At least a pussy can take a hit
Thanks OP, Mug root beer out the nose hurts.
Oh come on, you should know by now not to drink and FML.
You must be a special kind of stupid
You must have really punted them! You kicked the cat out of the bag, so to speak.
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At first I was like "kicked the cat? You deserve it" then I was like "oh" haha
How damn hard did you kick the cat in the dream?! Did you treat it like a football or something?