Miscellaneous: Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled...

By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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You deserved it 80 963

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 417

All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 673

You deserved it 8 844

Dude, chill out

By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 699

You deserved it 113

By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 061

You deserved it 109 695

By ali - 03/07/2012 11:51 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 319

You deserved it 46 689

By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 588

You deserved it 3 860

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 490

You deserved it 6 264

By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 417

You deserved it 3 818

By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 697

You deserved it 11 759

You need to leave

By trash your own house!! - 09/09/2023 06:00

Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 797

You deserved it 105

gianthelper 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:20

Women-1 Sexist men-0

Rangant 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:21

I'm pretty sure almost everyone here is going to cheer her on aswell. Way to be a dick.

Comments

gigi03 5

Friday 20 July 2012 2:43

Your a douche me myself wouldn't do such a thing.

kschlicke 11

Friday 20 July 2012 2:58

I can't really say that YDI; You do deserve your gf being pissed at you, or humiliating YOU in some way because of the way you talked to her. That is NEVER ok to be so disrespectful to someone you supposedly care about. Especially just to look cool and humiliate HER in front of all your friends. But at the same time your gf had NO right to throw objects at you, especially beer BOTTLES. You could of been seriously injured, that is domestic abuse no matter how you look at it.

SkateboardGirl88 11

Friday 20 July 2012 3:00

**** you man YDI.

longtimesunshine 4

Friday 20 July 2012 3:45

if he had let out "trying to seem cool" i'm sure no one would have thought he deserved it... really he just ask her to grab him a beer.

longtimesunshine 4

Friday 20 July 2012 3:47

*left out

birdcagereligion 10

Friday 20 July 2012 3:48

There is no way that you didn't deserve that. Just be glad you got your beer.

tehdarkness 21

Friday 20 July 2012 4:00

The best FML's always contain" trying to look cool"

ideasrule 13

Friday 20 July 2012 4:13

Everybody who voted YDI should be ashamed of themselves. There is NO excuse for throwing glass bottles at anyone's head, as it has a high chance of seriously injuring or blinding the victim. This type of violence is a crime no matter how you look at it, and if the OP has any self-respect, he should not tolerate it.

beatlegirl27 20

Friday 20 July 2012 4:16

I'm surprised she didn't break up with u

dylanmurre 4

Friday 20 July 2012 4:41

It's funny how when a guy tells a girl what to do its sexist and the guy is called an asshole and a dick, but it's fine for a girls to tell a guy what to do??? I wouldn't put up with that.

OGReaper 2

Friday 20 July 2012 5:51

so nobody here has ever asked anyone to get them something from the kitchen. and i love all the guys on the girls side. none of these girls are gonna bang you just stop.